"You stand out like a fart in a…" — James Patterson
"You stand out like a fart in a church."
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537 Quotes by James Patterson
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Imagine life is a game in which you are juggling five balls. The balls are called work, family, health, friends,…
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Half the time when brothers wrestle, it's just an excuse to hug each other.
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I don't know why, but life is usually more complicated than the plans that we make.
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I am not a great prose stylist. I'm a storyteller. There are thousands of people who don't like what I…
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Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.
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Other than my hundreds of arrests I really don't have that much experience with the law. While the majority of…
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Assume nothing, question everything.
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Always expect the unexpected. Right around Thanksgiving, when the new Alex Cross will be out. It's called Four Blind Mice…
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He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistence. "You guys could get married. I could be…
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Nowhere will you meet more interesting people than in books.
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Home is wherever we all are together.
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Actually, I'd already briefed him, early this morning. Since we were up at six. Since, at six, the nurse had…
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But, actually, so many of the clerics that I've met, particularly the Church of England clerics, are people of such…
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It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are not what they ought to be,…
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If I should say anything that is not in conformity with what is held by the Holy Roman Catholic Church,…
— Teresa of Avila
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I was born into a Christian family and brought up in a Lutheran church. My faith has been the center…
— Michele Bachmann
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We must never forget what government is not. Government is not a philanthropic organization. Government is not the family. And…
— Michele Bachmann
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I don't know that the Libertarian Party has an official position on the separation of church and state.
— Michael Badnarik
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I am politically pro-choice, but personally pro-life. I have my faith but refuse to force it on the world at…
— Julianna Baggott
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A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together…
— Russell Baker
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People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupefy themselves, to forget their misery,…
— Mikhail Bakunin
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I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were…
— Don Adams
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See, my hope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball. It's not church. It's not serious.
— Charles Barkley
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In the Church of Jesus Christ there can and should be no non-theologians.
— Karl Barth
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