That WTF moment when your toothpaste does a suicide dive off of your toothbrush — Itsme867 Funny Copy Share Image
What if our dreams are just blurred memories of our previous lives... — Itsme867 Dreams Copy Share Image
What does a horse eat? Hay. What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaay! — Itsme867 Funny Copy Share Image
No I havent met Mr. Right yet, but I have met Mr. Fake, Mr. Rude & Mr. Player. — Itsme867 Being hurt Copy Share Image
That moment when you hear your mom mention your name on the phone and all you think is what the hell is… — Itsme867 Funny Copy Share Image
Never compare your lifes journey with anyone elses. Your journey is your journey; not a competition. — Itsme867 Advice Copy Share Image
1,000,000 MEMORIES.100,000 inside jokes. 10,000 great times. 1,000 hours of laughter. 100 secrets. 10 texts per minute. 1 BEST FRIEND. (: — Itsme867 Best friend Copy Share Image
Sometimes, life doesnt want to give you something that you want. Its not because you dont deserve it, but because you deserve… — Itsme867 Deserve Copy Share Image
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than I am. — Itsme867 Being weird Copy Share Image
A little jealousy in a relationship is healthy, its nice to know someones afraid to lose you. — Itsme867 Jealousy Copy Share Image
I want to be the girl your ex will hate, your mom will love, and the one youre never going to forget — Itsme867 Cute love Copy Share Image
Theyll hate you if youre pretty. Theyll hate you if your not. Theyll hate you for what you lack and theyll hate… — Itsme867 Hate Copy Share Image
What I feel for you is the kind of feeling people write love songs about — Itsme867 Cute love Copy Share Image
People fear what they don't understand,hate what they can't conquer. — Itsme867 Be yourself Copy Share Image
You never realize what you have until its gone. Toilet paper is a good example. — Itsme867 Funny Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when people use photoshop and they still look bad! — Itsme867 Awkward Copy Share Image
Dear computer, If I knit you a sweater, will you stop freezing? — Itsme867 Computers Copy Share Image
Don't confuse love with lust. One is unconditional, the other has an expiration date! — Itsme867 Advice Copy Share Image
I do what I want, when I want, where I want.. if my dad says its ok. :) — Itsme867 Dad Copy Share Image
Pushing me away, so I give her space. Dealing with a heart that I didnt break. — Itsme867 Heart Copy Share Image
Best things in life are sometimes the ones we always see, yet we fail to notice. — Itsme867 Best things Copy Share Image
Dear Mobile phone, thank you for being there when I'm in awkward situations. — Itsme867 Awkward situations Copy Share Image
Baby I need you like plankton needs the secret krabby patty formula — Itsme867 Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
