Gay people are such great dressers because they've spent a lot of time in the closet. — Itsme867 Closet Copy Share Image
So, I kinda... sorta ...maybe... like you a little more than I originally planned. — Itsme867 Crush Copy Share Image
You'll never find true happiness if you focus on what others think of you. — Itsme867 Focus Copy Share Image
I can't take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room. — Itsme867 Distance relationship Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your left with a friend of a friend, and there's silence until the other friend returns. — Itsme867 Awkward Copy Share Image
A guy and a girl can never be just best friends, one of them will definitely fall for the other. — Itsme867 Best friend Copy Share Image
Do females get some type of satisfaction from Playing ever Good Guy that comes to them ? — Itsme867 Fake girls Copy Share Image
The best thing to do after a bad breakup is eat alot of ice cream, not get back toghether. — Itsme867 Bad breakup Copy Share Image
Dear people who write on bathroom walls, I don't care who you love. I'm just trying to pee. -_- — Itsme867 Bathroom Copy Share Image
Isnt it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when we look back, everything is different. — Itsme867 Change Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like a refrigerator. You get bored & keep checking, but nothing ever changes — Itsme867 Bored Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wake up from a 5 minute nap and have no idea what day, month or year it is. — Itsme867 Amazing Copy Share Image
Some problems are obstacle illusions. They're not really as big as they seem. — Itsme867 Adversity Copy Share Image
That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito. — Itsme867 Food Copy Share Image
Thank you for reading this, I have officially wasted your time. — Itsme867 Abuse of power Copy Share Image
That WTF moment when your toothpaste does a suicide dive off of your toothbrush — Itsme867 Funny Copy Share Image
