A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke. — Hussein Nishah Funny marriage Copy Share Image
Warning, its not safe to talk to me at the moment — Hussein Nishah Clever facebook status Copy Share Image
If you want somebody to learn from their mistakes...don't cushion their falls. We all need to feel rock bottom before we know… — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
Says sure, life gets screwed up and takes unexpected turns. But in the end, I realize I have everything I've ever dreamed… — Hussein Nishah Life Copy Share Image
If you want it, you've got it; You've just got to believe in yourself. — Hussein Nishah Believe in yourself Copy Share Image
The 3 keys to not giving a fuck: Set no goals, have no expectations, and never put your all into one, single… — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
My heart is in the right place, I know, because I hid it there — Hussein Nishah Clever facebook status Copy Share Image
I dont understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle — Hussein Nishah Funny Copy Share Image
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters — Hussein Nishah Funny Copy Share Image
If you don't want to know the truth, don't ask. If you do ask and don't like it, quit asking. If you… — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
Not all scars now, not all wounds heal, not all illness can be seen, not all pain is obvious, Remember this before… — Hussein Nishah Hope Copy Share Image
Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition. — Hussein Nishah Cheating Copy Share Image
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV — Hussein Nishah Funny Copy Share Image
There are more men than women in mental hospitals...which just goes to show who's driving whom crazy. — Hussein Nishah Funny Copy Share Image
To all the ladies who say gentlemen don't exist, they do exist but gentlemen are attracted to ladies not sluts. — Hussein Nishah Bitchy Copy Share Image
People should just mind their own business, probably the funniest thing I've ever read on a social networking site. — Hussein Nishah Facebook Copy Share Image
You can think whatever you want about me. I don't care. Just bear in mind, the moment you underestimate me, I win. — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
Im just sick of ego, ego, ego. My own and everybody elses. Im sick of everybody that wants to get somewhere, do… — Hussein Nishah Truth Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel like I love you, Sometimes I feel like I hate you, But at this very moment I don't know… — Hussein Nishah Love Copy Share Image