Today I went on Google.com & searched ninjas. The computer told me Ninjas cannot be found. Well played, ninjas, well played — Hussein Nishah Computers Copy Share Image
There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe...call in sick tomorrow. — Hussein Nishah Facebook Copy Share Image
She maybe confused about a lot of things, but she knows the only time she is truly happy is when she is… — Hussein Nishah Confused Copy Share Image
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV — Hussein Nishah Big screen Copy Share Image
You have a boyfriend why are you posting Still up, Lonely, and need new txt buddies! text your man or go to… — Hussein Nishah Bitchy Copy Share Image
If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
I want to write a poem about Truth, Honor, Dignity, and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you… — Hussein Nishah Poetry Copy Share Image
A bad bitch is a woman who could care less of what people think of her image, but only what is coming… — Hussein Nishah Bad bitch Copy Share Image
Treating your lovers like royalty all the time can lead them to treat you like a peasant. — Hussein Nishah Facebook Copy Share Image
Just because this isn't a fairytale doesn't mean people can't live happily ever after. — Hussein Nishah Fairy Copy Share Image
Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. — Hussein Nishah Appreciate life Copy Share Image
No matter where I am, no matter where you are, Ill be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from… — Hussein Nishah Baby Copy Share Image
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back — Hussein Nishah Funny Copy Share Image
The people who do not appreciate the little things of life, are not worth the big ones — Hussein Nishah Life Copy Share Image
Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people. — Hussein Nishah Being lazy Copy Share Image
Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying good morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! have… — Hussein Nishah Friends Copy Share Image
LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don't be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN — Hussein Nishah Captain Copy Share Image
Some people come into your life to make you fall in love with songs you had no idea existed — Hussein Nishah Fall in love Copy Share Image
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning — Hussein Nishah Funny Copy Share Image
I wonder why you can go so many days without talking to me when going one day without talking to you KILLS… — Hussein Nishah Days Copy Share Image
If you go through life with your head in the sand all people will see is an ass! — Hussein Nishah Attitude Copy Share Image
Even if I knew if tomorrow world will end I would still plant my own tree — Hussein Nishah Believe Copy Share Image
If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of… — Hussein Nishah Clever facebook status Copy Share Image
If you don't have at least one hater, then you are not doing something right — Hussein Nishah Clever facebook status Copy Share Image
To accomplish great things we must not only dream, but also act, not only plan but also believe — Hussein Nishah Accomplish Copy Share Image
Diet rule 1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories — Hussein Nishah Diet Copy Share Image
I'm not single. I'm in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom — Hussein Nishah Being free Copy Share Image
No matter where I am or what I'm doing, when you come to mind a smile always comes on my face — Hussein Nishah Being in love Copy Share Image
I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT — Hussein Nishah Attitude Copy Share Image
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day — Hussein Nishah Boss Copy Share Image
You know you really care about someone when you don't hate them for breaking your heart. — Hussein Nishah Bitchy Copy Share Image
Go to hell. Kiss my ass. Fuck off. Drop dead. Can I make myself any clearer? — Hussein Nishah Bitchy Copy Share Image
If you are ready for exams and you have prepared your self completely for exams then be sure and trust in god — Hussein Nishah Good luck Copy Share Image
The problem is, no one takes the time to get to know a person before they start saying I love you — Hussein Nishah Bitch Copy Share Image
I would rather have three minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special. — Hussein Nishah Lifetime Copy Share Image
People should just mind their own business, probably the funniest thing I've ever read on a social networking site. — Hussein Nishah Facebook Copy Share Image
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry — Hussein Nishah Alcohol Copy Share Image
Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life. — Hussein Nishah Easier Copy Share Image
There are no second chances so forgive the past remember the present and prepare for the future its the only life you… — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
Always remember GOD helps those who help themselves. So first prepare your self then leave it on GOD. — Hussein Nishah God Copy Share Image