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[Wikidata] reputed author of the Iliad and the Odyssey... | [Wikipedia] Homer was an ancient Greek poet who is widely credited as the author of the Iliad and the Odyssey, two epic poems that are foundational works of ancient Greek literature. Although his life and authorship remain obscure, Homer was highly revered in ancient Greek society and is considered one of the m

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• Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. Drug
• Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. Bad
• It is better to watch people do stuff than to do stuff. Better
• The strong must protect the sweet. Inspirational
• When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman… Ass
• Rock stars, is there anything they don't know? Inspirational
• I'll get out of this city alive, even if it kills me! Alive
• Do I know what rhetorical means? Inspirational
• Boy, everyone is stupid except me. Boy
• Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria. End
• Internet! Is that thing still around? Inspirational
• Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't God everywhere? Big
• Canada? Why would I want to leave America just to visit America, Jr.? America
• I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed? Apollo
• You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button. Boys
• Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact. Attained
• I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich. All
• I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God. Accidentally
• Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians. Inspirational
• I'm not a bath man myself. More of a cologne man. Bath
• You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car! Antenna
• Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs. Beer
• I believe children are the future...which is why they must be stopped now! Believe
• Homer no function beer well without. Beer
• If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things. Every Time

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