Best Garry Shandling Quotes
- I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present. Actor
- I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest. Funny
- I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to… Carousing
- I don''t like this reality television, I have to be honest;I think real people should not be on television; It''s for special people like us,… Appear
- In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out. Came
- Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love… Both
- I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. Dating
- Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name? Dr
- But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and… Allows
- I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't… Actually Think
- Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is. Finish
- My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me. Friends
- Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I… All
- I have such poor vision I can date anybody. Anybody
- I like to talk on the cell when I do interviews. That way, I double my chances of getting brain cancer: from the cell phone,… Brain
- Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable. Comfortable
- I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish the red lights… Car
- I am interested in how human beings react to crisis and conflict. Beings
- Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me. Better
- After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was good for anybody Anybody
- Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do… Afraid
- I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the… Activity
- I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that… Anyone
- My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81. Appearance