Best Ellen DeGeneres Wisdom
- Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair. Behind
- It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source. Better
- Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never. And… Answers
- If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birthday is on June 9 or something. Just… Birthday
- Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system. Confines
- Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something… Called
- The problem with labels is that they lead to stereotypes and stereotypes lead to generalizations and generalizations lead to assumptions and assumptions lead back to… All
- Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don't even have to be… Accept
- So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer. Accept
- I cannot believe they haven't yet come up with a better screening process than the mammogram. If a man had to put his special parts… Believe
- Who's to say what's better or worse anyway? Who's to even say what's normal or average? We're all different people and we're allowed to be… All
- I'm just saying we can all work on our manners. We can say please and thank you. We can be punctual. We can just be… All
- Contribute to the world. Help people. Help one person. Help someone cross the street today. Help someone with directions unless you have a terrible sense… Care
- I still get scared at night. Every tiny creak, every little noise, I open my eyes real wide and listen with them. Have you noticed… Creak
- Life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness… All
- Haters are my motivators Funny
- I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping? Clapping
- You just have to keep driving down the road. It's going to bend and curve and you'll speed up and slow down, but the road… Bend
- Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it. Alive
- Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each… Annie
- Do you feel insecure because you keep getting the nagging feeling that you're not that smart? Well, I've got good news for you, my friend.… Absolutely
- I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush. Opinion
- I prefer to believe that people are good and honest and respect me enough to tell me the truth. It's not easy to find those… All
- Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks. Annoying
- Though you feel you're not where you're suppose to be, you shouldn't worry because that next turn that you take, it will lead you to… Feel
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