"I wonder what will happen if i put……" — Ellen DeGeneres
"I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?"
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247 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres has 247 quotes on this site.
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters,…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer…
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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More Clapping Quotes
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one of 49 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Clapping my hands with the echoes the summer moon begins to dawn.
— Matsuo Basho
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It's an incredible feeling, 110,000 people energy at that level. What I realized from watching the first day of competition…
— Gabe Jennings
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But when I’m jumping, it’s as if my feelings are going upward to the sky. Really, my urge to be…
— Naoki Higashida
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The time in between my clapping is ma. If you just have non-stop action with no breathing space at all,…
— Roger Ebert
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One of the greatest distinguishing marks of false prophet is that he will always tell you what you want to…
— Paul Washer
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Fever jumped aside just in time to dodge the shower of urine, and stumbled into the path of a religious…
— Philip Reeve
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You know the sound of two hands clapping; tell me, what is the sound of one hand?
— Hakuin Ekaku
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A truly extraordinary work: vivid, passionate and utterly compelling. The Sound of One Hand Clapping is raw as a wound.…
— Niall Williams
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I’m really only responsible to make sure that one person is clapping at the end of my life. Because I…
— Jon Foreman
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In the dream I was onstage and there were thousands of you goin’ bananas for me, all laughing and clapping,…
— Buddy Wakefield
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Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you ... for clapping for what my parents…
— Daniel Tosh
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I walked backstage, standing ovation. Everyone was backstage clapping.
— The Miz
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