“What in the hell was that supposed to be? What are you...a Ninja Turtle?” — Elle Casey Ninja Copy Share Image
“You are not just one person, Candice. You’re a whole tornado of a person.” — Elle Casey Person Copy Share Image
“Nefarious purposes translation: For disgusting demon sex and the birth of the Devil incarnate. Nice.” — Elle Casey Devil Copy Share Image
“With every thrust, he gave me his response, "You. Are. My. Wife." The last word came out as a growl. -Mack” — Elle Casey Marriage Copy Share Image
“The question is not whether I'm sure, but whether you are. Because I know exactly what I want, and I'm not the… — Elle Casey Exactly Copy Share Image
“You might think you're a grown man, but I have absolutely no problem getting my spatula out and serving you up a… — Elle Casey Grown man Copy Share Image
“Denial does not change reality for everyone else. Only for the one denying and those who are foolish enough to believe the… — Elle Casey Denial Copy Share Image
“Google is your friend, people. I’m serious. It’s not a person, it’s a collective group of people who want to help each… — Elle Casey Friendship Copy Share Image
“I stuck my tongue out at her because I'm not all that mature and I still enjoy doing the things that cracked… — Elle Casey Mature Copy Share Image
“Come on, wife. Come take a little ride with me. Let me show you all the things you'll be missing when you… — Elle Casey Marriage Copy Share Image
“I really liked this cowboy. Mack. But I didn't know a single thing about him other than the fact that he doesn't… — Elle Casey Cowboy Copy Share Image
“My first goal was to work up enough nerve to ask some of the most ridiculous questions I'd ever asked in my… — Elle Casey Goals Copy Share Image
“Babe, I can’t promise you that I’ll always be perfect, but I’ll do my straight best to try, and I’ll make it… — Elle Casey Babe Copy Share Image
“Man, big mistake. Big fucking mistake, coming here.” He moves into the room as smooth as a jungle cat, pushing his fists… — Elle Casey Big mistake Copy Share Image
“Life isn't meant to be fun." "Well, sure it is. It is meant to be exactly that. Growth is fun. Learning is… — Elle Casey Growth Copy Share Image
“I end up standing in front of the nearby painting with my arms and legs open wide, flapping them around and doing… — Elle Casey Painting Copy Share Image
“I totally feel like an FBI agent right now, with my legs spread and my arms out straight, gripping the gun. I’ll… — Elle Casey Right now Copy Share Image
“Uhhh, hey, Ma,” he says nervously. “What’re you doing out here?” She puts her hands on her hips, her open sleeveless down… — elle casey Bearing witness Copy Share Image
“But I stay. I stay because I will not be someone who abandons my principles as soon as they become inconvenient. I… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Maybe he used to like me, but I doubt he does anymore, now that I’ve insulted his bird fetish.” Peter smiled. … — Elle Casey Next day Copy Share Image
“I try not to look at him, but it’s impossible not to. His presence is totally commanding. I’ve heard that expression before,… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Damn you, Hamster! Stop making me think about him! Go to bed!” — Elle Casey Hamster Copy Share Image
“Everybody is given his own burden to carry, and we’re never given anything we can’t handle.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Tim, shut it. I'm not going to sell out the hootchie to save the fae.” — Elle Casey Humor Copy Share Image
“With every thrust he gave me his response. “You. Are. My. Wife.” — Elle Casey Marriage Copy Share Image
“Friendship is a commodity," he snarled. "Ha! Friendship is not a commodity. Friendship is a gift! A precious gift that you don't… — Elle Casey Friend Copy Share Image
“It sounded like a demon dinosaur. Not that I'd ever heard one of those, but it was what I imagined one would… — Elle Casey Fear Copy Share Image
“I guess there's a benefit to dating a bunch of selfish losers...it sure teaches a girl to how to give a good… — Elle Casey Blow job Copy Share Image
“Shee-it, you people have all the fun. You guys are givin' people strokes and havin' sex parties and doin' rescues while I'm… — Elle Casey Goals Copy Share Image
“My mom always said that still waters ran deep, so maybe Chase had a lot more things going on than I realized.” — Elle Casey Chase Copy Share Image
“It means that if I want to get lucky with you, I should just take the risk and tell you what's on… — Elle Casey Failure Copy Share Image
“Bitch from the lake?" asked Spike. "I'll tell you later. Just assume she's a mean-ass motherfucker if you see her coming and… — Elle Casey Lake Copy Share Image
“I’m engaged” … “No, you’re not,” he growled into my neck. “You’re married. To me. We came first, not him.” — Elle Casey Engaged Copy Share Image
“You know, there's reason why certain expressions never go away and endure the test of time. It's because they're as real todaynasnthey… — Elle Casey Expressions Copy Share Image
“Who are ye talkin' aboot?" said the voice, just at my elbow. "HOLY SHIT ON A FUCKING STICK!" I yelled, jumping as… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“But we don’t get do-overs as adults,” I say. “When you do something, it’s done, and then you have to live with… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Sometimes when our lives are out of control, the only thing that makes us feel secure is to swing in the opposite… — Elle Casey Life Copy Share Image
“You’re my wife,” he said, only inches away, his hot breath flickering over my lips. “You married me in Las Vegas two… — Elle Casey Las vegas Copy Share Image
“I sit down on the toilet and think back on my day as I take care of business. My stomach continues to… — Elle Casey Business Copy Share Image
