“I totally feel like an FBI agent right now, with my legs spread and my arms out straight, gripping the gun. I’ll… — Elle Casey Right now Copy Share Image
“You’re my wife,” he said, only inches away, his hot breath flickering over my lips. “You married me in Las Vegas two… — Elle Casey Las vegas Copy Share Image
“Being a total smartass when in tight situations is one of my best skills.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“What in the hell was that supposed to be? What are you...a Ninja Turtle?” — Elle Casey Ninja turtle Copy Share Image
“I really liked this cowboy. Mack. But I didn't know a single thing about him other than the fact that he doesn't… — Elle Casey Cowboy Copy Share Image
“I guess there's a benefit to dating a bunch of selfish losers...it sure teaches a girl to how to give a good… — Elle Casey Blow job Copy Share Image
“Bitch from the lake?" asked Spike. "I'll tell you later. Just assume she's a mean-ass motherfucker if you see her coming and… — Elle Casey Lake Copy Share Image
“It means that if I want to get lucky with you, I should just take the risk and tell you what's on… — Elle Casey Failure Copy Share Image
“Man, big mistake. Big fucking mistake, coming here.” He moves into the room as smooth as a jungle cat, pushing his fists… — Elle Casey Big mistake Copy Share Image
“But I stay. I stay because I will not be someone who abandons my principles as soon as they become inconvenient. I… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Who are ye talkin' aboot?" said the voice, just at my elbow. "HOLY SHIT ON A FUCKING STICK!" I yelled, jumping as… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Babe, I can’t promise you that I’ll always be perfect, but I’ll do my straight best to try, and I’ll make it… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Tim, shut it. I'm not going to sell out the hootchie to save the fae.” — Elle Casey Humor Copy Share Image
“Maybe he used to like me, but I doubt he does anymore, now that I’ve insulted his bird fetish.” Peter smiled. … — Elle Casey Next day Copy Share Image
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“Nefarious purposes translation: For disgusting demon sex and the birth of the Devil incarnate. Nice.” — Elle Casey Humour Copy Share Image
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“Indeed. See you then. Cheerio, dream girl.” “Cheereos, Englishman.” — Elle Casey Dreams Copy Share Image
“With every thrust, he gave me his response, "You. Are. My. Wife." The last word came out as a growl. -Mack” — Elle Casey Marriage Copy Share Image
