All Doug Stanhope Quotes
- A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party. Cop
- Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going… All
- Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone. Animal
- The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society. Institution
- Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny. Fun
- The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if… All
- You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour. Everywhere
- Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and its sucked every second so far, it probably isn't gonna… All