"You should laugh everywhere you can find even……" — Doug Stanhope
"You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour."
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28 Quotes by Doug Stanhope
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Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can…
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I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George…
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I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than…
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Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met
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Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.
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Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there,…
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There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.
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I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that…
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If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
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There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
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Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone…
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If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.
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More Everywhere Quotes
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There is a single light of science, and to brighten it anywhere is to brighten it everywhere.
— Isaac Asimov
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It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are not what they ought to be,…
— Jane Austen
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The industrial revolution has tended to produce everywhere great urban masses that seem to be increasingly careless of ethical standards.
— Irving Babbitt
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I like going everywhere. And I love starting new things.
— Antonio Banderas
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Among Muslims, I think there are some who are very good and some hoodlums, like everywhere.
— Brigitte Bardot
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Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although…
— Dave Barry
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The examples of the Obama Administration 'stimulating' jobs everywhere on the planet except here in America are endless.
— Bob Beauprez
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I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the…
— Beck
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Our foreign policy has made a wreck of this planet. I'm always in Africa... And when I go to these…
— Harry Belafonte
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I love just how beautiful Vancouver is. I mean, everywhere you look it's just mountains and ocean.
— Emma Bell
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Excellence is a better teacher than mediocrity. The lessons of the ordinary are everywhere. Truly profound and original insights are…
— Warren G. Bennis
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This veridic nose arrives everywhere a quarter of an hour before its master. Ten shoemakers, good round fat ones too,…
— Cyrano de Bergerac
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