Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs. — Charles M. Schulz Brown Copy Share Image
I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of reading, rather than leading… — Charles M. Schulz Love Copy Share Image
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual… — Charles M. Schulz Ability Copy Share Image
“Ten milligrams equals one centigram. Ten decigrams equals one gram. Ten grams equals one grampa." "Keep going... I can hardly wait to… — Charles M. Schulz Food Copy Share Image
“Look out!! Ha! Now you've done it! Now you've broken a lamp, and you've got no one to blame it on but… — Charles M. Schulz Blame Copy Share Image
No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of… — Charles M. Schulz Dinner Copy Share Image
“Oh yes, I'm at my happiest when I have a good idea and I'm drawing it well, and it comes out well… — Charles M. Schulz Comics Copy Share Image
If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm… — Charles M. Schulz Art Copy Share Image
“Peppermint Patty's team is short a glove, so I'm walking over to lend them mine." "You're kidding! Don't you think they're taking… — Charles M. Schulz Taking advantage Copy Share Image
“Good afternoon... My name is Lucy... I'm going to be your right-fielder... Our special today is a misjudged fly-ball. We also have… — Charles M. Schulz Good afternoon Copy Share Image
Mom put a note in my lunch again, I see... Dear son, I hope you will study hard in summer school... Do… — Charles M. Schulz Dear Copy Share Image
Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I… — Charles M. Schulz Crazy Copy Share Image
I despise those shallow religious comics. Dennis the Menace, for instance, is the most shallow. When they show him praying - I… — Charles M. Schulz Atheism Copy Share Image
Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter. — Charles M. Schulz Brown Copy Share Image
One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside. — Charles M. Schulz Moments Copy Share Image
Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me! — Charles M. Schulz Bed Copy Share Image
There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike. — Charles M. Schulz Cereal Copy Share Image
Lucy: Do you think you have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown? Charlie: I don't know, what is pantophobia? Lucy: The fear of Everything. Charlie:… — Charles M. Schulz Brown Copy Share Image
Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education. — Charles M. Schulz Confused Copy Share Image
Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being. — Charles M. Schulz Believe Copy Share Image
“I used to have more tolerance for these views, but I am losing patience with what I see. The test of anything… — Charles M. Schulz Children Copy Share Image
A bean bag is a perfect place to sulk. You can sink way down deep, and sulk for hours... You only have… — Charles M. Schulz Bags Copy Share Image
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it… — Charles M. Schulz Beneficial Copy Share Image
I've tried to be a better person... I've tried, and tried and tried! You know how hard I've tried! Tell me how… — Charles M. Schulz Being a better person Copy Share Image
I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please. — Charles M. Schulz Cents Copy Share Image
You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on. — Charles M. Schulz Knowing Copy Share Image
That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I… — Charles M. Schulz Brown Copy Share Image
Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know! — Charles M. Schulz Claustrophobia Copy Share Image
Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious… — Charles M. Schulz Cartooning Copy Share Image
The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere. — Charles M. Schulz Believe Copy Share Image
Aren't the clouds beautiful? I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by... — Charles M. Schulz Beautiful Copy Share Image
Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?" "Boy, I hope not! — Charles M. Schulz Answers Copy Share Image
