All Bo Burnham Quotes
- I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it. Everyone
- There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind. Bit
- At once I feel that comedy is this amazing sort of transcendent thing, and I'm also open to the fact that maybe it's just an… Amazing
- Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how good a hip-hop… Absolutely
- I just like to write and then perform. Funny
- Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively. Funny
- I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some… Breakfast
- I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to. Audience
- What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all… All
- Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist. Bitches
- I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust… Hard
- In high school, I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got… College
- I was definitely not the kid that just wanted to be famous for no reason whatsoever and then happened to find comedy. Fame and all… All
- I was doing theater in my high school, and I started writing sort of silly songs on the piano backstage in summer theater. I eventually… Backstage
- Most of my songs make fun of myself. Fun
- Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my… Dryers
- My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think… Been
- My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bitch all the… Act
- Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it. Crystal
- I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether you think you better your not don't need a sweater… Better
- I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit. Constipated
- Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they both taste the same. Both
- Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot. Back Home
- I get more ass than a giant donkey stable. Ass
- And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die. Ant