All Bill Brasky Quotes
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He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
Baby
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Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made seven million.
Brasky
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana…
All
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We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Ate
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He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.
Merger
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Brasky once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt.
Award
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He has a toenail on the end of his penis.
End
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Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was saut�ed mushrooms.
Afterbirth
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Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.
Armstrong
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Brasky's ranked eighteenth in the AP College Football Poll.
College
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Brasky named the group ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that.
Brasky
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They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium.
Foreskin
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms…
Audience
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If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds.
Beach
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He breast feeds John Madden.
Breast
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Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels.
Basketball
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He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Condom
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All the Yes album covers are Brasky family photos.
Album
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Darryl Dawkins has a summer home in Brasky's groin.
Darryl
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky taught his son how to drive? Well anyway, Brasky taught his son how to drive by…
Anyway Brasky
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Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2.
Form
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Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Brasky tears off my clothes and…
Anyway Brasky
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Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.
Brasky
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He thinks the Iron Man is gay.
Gay
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Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.
Believes
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