Brasky Quotes

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• Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made seven million. — Bill Brasky
• Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana… — Bill Brasky
• We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. — Bill Brasky
• Brasky once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt. — Bill Brasky
• Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was saut�ed mushrooms. — Bill Brasky
• Brasky named the group ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that. — Bill Brasky
• Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms… — Bill Brasky
• Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels. — Bill Brasky
• All the Yes album covers are Brasky family photos. — Bill Brasky
• Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky taught his son how to drive? Well anyway, Brasky taught his son how to drive by… — Bill Brasky
• Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Brasky tears off my clothes and… — Bill Brasky
• Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady. — Bill Brasky
• Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films. — Bill Brasky
• One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as… — Bill Brasky
• Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Brasky throws a saddle… — Bill Brasky
• Bill Brasky is an eight foot two ton monster who can palm a medicine ball. — Bill Brasky
• So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra… — Bill Brasky
• Brasky would use his own thigh as an anvil. — Bill Brasky

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1 author contributed a total of 18 Brasky Quotes as follows:

• 18 Brasky Quotes by Bill Brasky