Brasky Quotes
18 quotes by 1 authors
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Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made seven million.
— Bill Brasky
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana…
— Bill Brasky
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We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
— Bill Brasky
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Brasky once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt.
— Bill Brasky
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Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was saut�ed mushrooms.
— Bill Brasky
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Brasky named the group ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that.
— Bill Brasky
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms…
— Bill Brasky
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Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels.
— Bill Brasky
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All the Yes album covers are Brasky family photos.
— Bill Brasky
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky taught his son how to drive? Well anyway, Brasky taught his son how to drive by…
— Bill Brasky
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Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Brasky tears off my clothes and…
— Bill Brasky
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Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.
— Bill Brasky
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Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.
— Bill Brasky
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One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as…
— Bill Brasky
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Brasky throws a saddle…
— Bill Brasky
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Bill Brasky is an eight foot two ton monster who can palm a medicine ball.
— Bill Brasky
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So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra…
— Bill Brasky
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Brasky would use his own thigh as an anvil.
— Bill Brasky
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