"Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave……" — Bill Brasky
"Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was saut�ed mushrooms."
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41 Quotes by Bill Brasky
Bill Brasky has 41 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
- He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
- Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made seven million.
- Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all…
- We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was…
- He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.
- Brasky once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt.
- He has a toenail on the end of his penis.
- Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.
- Brasky's ranked eighteenth in the AP College Football Poll.
- Brasky named the group ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that.
- They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium.
- Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway,…
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