Bill Brasky Quotes

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• He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
• Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made seven million.
• Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana…
• We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
• He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.
• Brasky once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt.
• He has a toenail on the end of his penis.
• Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was saut�ed mushrooms.
• Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.
• Brasky's ranked eighteenth in the AP College Football Poll.
• Brasky named the group ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that.
• They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium.
• Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms…
• If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds.
• He breast feeds John Madden.
• Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels.
• He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
• All the Yes album covers are Brasky family photos.
• Darryl Dawkins has a summer home in Brasky's groin.
• Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky taught his son how to drive? Well anyway, Brasky taught his son how to drive by…

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