All Bill Brasky Quotes
- He gave a handjob to a manta ray. Gave
- Hell eat a homeless person if you dare him. Dare
- He framed Roger Rabbit. Framed
- One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as… Anyway Brasky
- You know he sheds his skin once a year. Once
- I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansberry. Angela
- Ya know, he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle. Ankle
- Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Brasky throws a saddle… Ankle
- Like an alligator he can fully digest a turtle shell. Alligator
- His favorite TV movie is The Boy In The Plastic Bubble starring John Travolta. Boy
- Bill Brasky is an eight foot two ton monster who can palm a medicine ball. Ball
- So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra… Anyway Brasky
- Brasky would use his own thigh as an anvil. Anvil
- Ya know, it was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane. Body
- He once had sex with a cigarette machine. Cigarette
- He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Covered