Best Aziz Ansari Sayings
- Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world. All
- My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. Theres candles in the car. You goIs that dangerous? and… Arent
- I went to a place recently I think is one of the most fucked up places I've ever been to. I'm convinced this place is… American
- I heard this guy going around talking about how he was this big rap producer, and he was just going around and boasting and bragging.… Around Talking
- When I walk around, sometimes people recognize me from things they've seen me in, TV or whatever. And they'd say, you know, stuff, and a… Around Sometimes
- Nela; can you come and disinfect this please. I don't want our customers complaining that our fruit tastes like New Zealanders Complaining
- You missed a crazy party dude. I woke up with glitter on my dick! Crazy
- It's all dangerously true. It'd be nice if something worked out for me, and then I'd have to get material out of that. All