"My perfect date night: I pick you up.……" — Aziz Ansari

My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento.… - Aziz Ansari

"My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. Theres candles in the car. You goIs that dangerous? and I go, Yes...but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my cars on fire. You go, Aziz, your cars on fire. Arent you upset? I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, No. I knew this was gonna happen. And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car."

— Aziz Ansari

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