All Andy Samberg Quotes
- I know. I checked. Online. Checked
- Life is short. Stunt it. Life
- Life is pain, we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get. Chance
- Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco? Cheese
- I'm gonna uncork the ass-beating of a lifetime on you! Ass
- Have I ever showed you a picture of my dead dad? Oh, I gotta show you. He's super dead. Dad