"I'm gonna uncork the ass-beating of a lifetime…" — Andy Samberg
"I'm gonna uncork the ass-beating of a lifetime on you!"
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46 Quotes by Andy Samberg
Andy Samberg has 46 quotes on this site.
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If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode.
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Obviously, SNL has a lot of viewers, but the potential for a movie is through the roof.
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I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would…
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I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops.
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It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that…
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I've always felt that if something is polarizing, that's usually the stuff I like the most. If something is taking…
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Class Day is a terrible name for a day when you don't have to go to any class.
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If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to…
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You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life.…
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No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn't necessarily represent the general…
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I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest…
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I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and…
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More Ass Quotes
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one of 2,172 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.'
— Pat Benatar
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I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the…
— William F. Buckley, Jr.
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A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles.
— Richard Burton
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If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
— Kurt Cobain
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I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things.…
— Jennifer Aniston
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When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass.
— LL Cool J
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I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was…
— Kanye West
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The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.
— Florynce Kennedy
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Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
— John Wayne
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Life is never easy for those who dream.
— Robert James Waller
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We view ourselves on the eve of battle. We are nerved for the contest, and must conquer or perish. It…
— Sam Houston
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I hope you're all Republicans.
— Ronald Reagan
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