All Andy Samberg Quotes
- If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode. Episode
- Obviously, SNL has a lot of viewers, but the potential for a movie is through the roof. Inspirational
- I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling. Both
- I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops. Crops
- It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes… Ass
- I've always felt that if something is polarizing, that's usually the stuff I like the most. If something is taking a chance and is willing… Always Felt
- Class Day is a terrible name for a day when you don't have to go to any class. Any
- If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a… Dealing
- You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that's wrong. This is… College
- No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn't necessarily represent the general populace. Demographic
- I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay… Bizarre
- I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and… Always Watched
- That is a strange phenomenon, people pretending to be other people. People
- I used to stay up at night and sneak into the TV room, past my parents, who were asleep, to watch Saturday Night's 'Main Event.'… Accident
- Well, basically, when you get SNL, everyone wants to take a meeting, just in case you end up being good. Case
- It's weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It's a part of the business that grosses me out. I'm always bummed out… Always Bummed
- If I was any more on edge, I'd be Bono... Any
- I'm a big Letterman fan. Big
- A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it gets on YouTube and gets… Always Something
- I needed to think about last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long… Dancing