Andy Samberg Quotes

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• The front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly, the next day.
• If someone wants to think I'm good-looking, then great, but I certainly don't. I know that's not my biggest strength, and not the foot I…
• Going from being totally anonymous to even sort of famous is a big adjustment. It was definitely weird being like, 'Hey, people know who I…
• I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and…
• My favorite comedy is self-effacing, where the person doing the joke is the butt of it. That's always been the stuff I've gravitated toward. And…
• Hen I was growing up, I was into movies like Ace Ventura and Billy Madison and Airplane. You know, movies where it's like, 'Welcome to…
• I think, in a certain sense, everyone that's new is doing well. I have nothing to compare it to, but it certainly feels like there's…
• I interact with girls by acting intentionally awkward; I like throwing my body around and acting like a moron. Rod is...not a stretch.
• Everyone who has gambled on keeping the three of us together so far, it's gone well. We figured it couldn't hurt to see how long…
• A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it gets on YouTube and gets…
• I'm trying to take it really slow, especially because it's been happening really, really fast. I went from collecting unemployment to starring in a movie…
• We wanted to do an early 90's R&B song. I think it was Jorma who said, 'What about giving a gift where you take the…
• We wanted to make a crazy-ass movie. I think we managed to make it pretty weird.
• Oh, man. He knows not what he does to my comedy bones. This is the one where it's all one side of his phone calls.…
• If anyone feels the way about Hot Rod that I felt about the comedies I liked growing up, I feel like it's a success. It…
• I'm officially kicking off Phase Two: Operation Fiscal Jackhammer.
• I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that…
• Don't let your dads eat pie!
• I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass.
• All great men have mustaches.

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