"Don't let your dads eat pie!" — Andy Samberg

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• Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come… — Lewis Black
• One of the greatest challenges in collecting child support is that deadbeat dads move from job to job and state… — Rod Blagojevich
• I never saw my dad cry. My son saw me cry. My dad never told me he loved me, and… — James Caan
• When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go… — Adam Carolla
• I'm probably the most uncool guy that [my daughters] know-as far as they are concerned anyway-'cause I'm Dad. I mean… — Tim McGraw
• I think once I fail enough as a dad, I'll be looking for help wherever I can get it. I… — Ty Burrell
• With Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to… — Dennis Miller
• Dads are the leaders in their homes, and our kids need leaders. — Greg Schiano
• We actually have some gay people that work with us, and we have a lot of friends that are gay,… — Martha Stewart
• Don't blink. You just might miss your babies growing like mine did. Turning into moms and dads next thing you… — Kenny Chesney
• There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why… — Denis Leary
• Like all mothers, mother nature is delighted to keep in touch with you when you're appearing in hit tv shows… — Greg Evigan

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