"I know. I checked. Online." — Andy Samberg
"I know. I checked. Online."
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46 Quotes by Andy Samberg
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If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode.
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Obviously, SNL has a lot of viewers, but the potential for a movie is through the roof.
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I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would…
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I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops.
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It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that…
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I've always felt that if something is polarizing, that's usually the stuff I like the most. If something is taking…
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Class Day is a terrible name for a day when you don't have to go to any class.
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If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to…
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You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life.…
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No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn't necessarily represent the general…
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I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest…
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I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and…
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More Checked Quotes
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Last I looked - and I'm not a candidate - but last time I checked reading about the Constitution, the…
— Michael Bloomberg
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If you're like me, I get hooked into to-do lists, you know. I'll say I checked that off. Okay, I…
— Jeff Bridges
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The people who truly know me know what I'm like. There have been people who try to say things that…
— Kobe Bryant
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The Government of the absolute majority instead of the Government of the people is but the Government of the strongest…
— John C. Calhoun
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The type of leukemia that I am dealing with is treatable. So if I do what my doctors tell me…
— Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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Anyone who thinks they're sexy needs their head checked.
— Jarvis Cocker
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I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
— Tori Amos
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Merely presenting a driver's license or other document based on a birth certificate is not enough for an accurate verification.…
— Bob Dole
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In response to how he checked the weather, "I just whip out my blue card with a hole in it…
— Gordon Baxter
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To be governed is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-ridden, regulated, penned up, indoctrinated, preached at, checked, appraised,…
— Pierre-Joseph Proudhon
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Last time I checked, lifting theory has a PR of zero.
— Steve Shaw
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I absolutely admit I had him in the handcuffs so he wouldn't go anywhere while I checked the computer... I…
— Boy George
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