All Amit Verma Quotes
- 50 shades of grey? More like 50 shades of you're a slut Girls
- Overprotective parents raise the best liars. Best
- That awkward moment when your mom compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than you.. Another Kid
- I made the mistake of asking Siri what women want and she has been talking nonstop for 3 days... Asking
- Baby, you're the reason I get up in the morning... LOL JK, I need to pee. Baby
- Don't love someone because you have sex with them. Have sex with someone because you love them... Humor
- Who needs porn sites when Facebook is becoming one... Becoming
- Mistake 1: being the fastest sperm Fastest
- As the number of Age goes up , the number of friends goes down. Age
- Condoms And Hearts When Either One Breaks, Shit Gets R E A L!! Breaks
- The faster a girl mentions that she has a boyfriend, the more creeped out she is by you. :D :D Boyfriend
- Knowing your family so well I can tell who's coming up the stairs by the sound of their footsteps Coming
- Mouth is so dry like a nuns vag Dry
- A man who invites you home and shares his meal with you is the one you could build a long lasting friendship with. Build
- Those songs that every single time you hear, you seem to cry. Cry
- The way certain songs can fuck with your whole mood and mindset. Certain
- Bitches come to school looking like hell everyday and then Friday they come with they Beyonce outfits on smh Beyonce
- I think its funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them. Bad Karma
- Ladies: Being smart will only get you so far....Having big boobs and a fat ass will take you the rest of the way. Ass
- I hate when girls say, You probably say that to every girl B*tch, dont you use the same resume when applying for jobs? Applying
- Some People just need a high five . in the face. with a chair , twice from hulk on adrenaline rush. Adrenaline
- No matter how funny you are, If I don't like you, I won't laugh. Facebook Status
- You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun! Asks
- Girls with big tits get loads of attention Attention
- When I see your face.. my middle finger starts to race Face