All Amit Verma Quotes
- It's a joke, not a penis. Don't take it so hard. Hard
- The difference between a mosquito and a slut, when you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking. Difference
- Bitch, don't stand too close to the heater. Plastic melts. Bitch
- A slut is like an elevator; a lot of people go in Elevator
- I masturbated over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming. Blind
- I hate it when I say I hate everyone and then someone's like oh except me lol ha ha no especially you Especially
- Still a better love story than twilight American Pie
- 10 year old's have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, and a Facebook... When I was 10, I felt cool with my new markers. Blackberry
- Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats. Boobs
- My girlfriend said your cock is so small... I said a Motor Home is HUGE... Until you park it in the Grand Canyon. Canyon
- Women always say all men want is sex.... That's a lie. We want head too. All
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought voldemort was ugly, But then I saw you. Blue
- Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix Cube into the vagina and pull it out thirty seconds later. If it is solved, you're pregnant. Asian
- Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you I touch my wiener. Roses are red lemons are sour spread your legs and… Give
- I don't understand how people approach their crush. I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup at McDonalds. Approach