All Amit Verma Quotes
- Plain paper has no value but if u write somthng on it, it becomes document, life is same, u have to decide which kind of… Becomes
- Dear weather !! stop showing off , we know you are hot :( Dear
- If I had my life to live over again, Id be a plumber. ~ Albert Einstein . He'd been inspired by porn for sure. Albert
- A Baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3AM. And you're homealone, and you don't have a… Baby
- You know its going to be a great story when it starts off with, So this BITCH... Bitch
- Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. ;) Coffee
- My laptop is making weird noises I think its masturbating Laptop
- Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb. Behind
- RIP to all the dead nintendogs who haven't been fed since like 2008 All
- Wow the last time I saw something like you, I flushed it. Flush
- Me: hey White girl: you're* Funny
- You can make literally anything sound sexual just by whispering it. the dishes are dirty Anything Sound
- Your mom is like a mosquito because when I slapped her she stopped sucking. Funny
- Girl r u a shoelace because u need to knot Funny
- So if Mary gave birth to Jesus....and Jesus is the lamb of God... Did Mary have a little lamb? Birth
- What's the difference between Justin Bieber and an abortion? I'd pay to see an abortion. Abortion
- For those who know nothing about how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word Shopping. End
- Justin Bieber saved my life . A year ago , I had a motorcycle accident and I was in a coma ... A nurse was… Accident
- Girls love to fish, Fish
- We are never getting back together is actually about taylor swift's legs. Back Together
- Hats off to the courage of Internet Explorer when it asks Would you like to make Internet Explorer your default browser? Asks
- You need people like me.you need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers and saythat's the bad guy'. Bad
- I'd beat you up, but that might be considered animal abuse Abuse
- You needed me, I was there, I needed you, and suddenly you were always busy. Always Busy
- Call me constipated, cause I no longer give a shit. Call