This is Kaleb's best friend, Damon. They were my 1st 3some >.< lol but they are fucking gorgeous!! — Alla Best friend Copy Share Image
How are men and cats alike? When they get frisky, they go for blondes. — Alla Blondes Copy Share Image
I heard about a love that never leaves. So I'm asking you to show me. I'm talking to you down here on… — Alla Jesus christ Copy Share Image
Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think that I'm outgoing. My best friends know that I'm completely inane! — Alla Best friend Copy Share Image
I'm only nice if people let me. Don't push me bitch button and we'll be all good. — Alla Bitch Copy Share Image
Whoever is going through all my quotes and giving ALL 203 a thumbs down? FUCK YOU. — Alla Fuck Copy Share Image
You thought this was going to be all sweet and philosophical, didn't you? — Alla Philosophical Copy Share Image
My trust is shot and nothing lasts and I'm thinking it was all my fault. — Alla Broken love Copy Share Image
SUMMER BUMMER!!!! MUH SEXII WIFEEE!!!!!! Yes- with 3 E's. Don't judge. What did I tell you? NO JUDGING!!! What?!? You're still JUDGING!!!… — Alla Wifeee Copy Share Image
If you type coughing into google images, it looks like a bunch of people giving blow jobs to an invisible man. — Alla Blow job Copy Share Image
Ehh, they'll get over it. *push* Oops! Didn't see you there! Here, let me hel- ahhh. you fell again? That sucks. Here-… — Alla Fell Copy Share Image
Some people think it takes a genius to read this. But if you just read it, and don't try too hard, the… — Alla Average joe Copy Share Image
In my head: YOU! It's all you! Marry me! Kiss me! Hold me! Be the father of my children!!! On the outside:… — Alla Children Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you run up to your best friend as fast as you can and at the same time you… — Alla Awkward moment Copy Share Image
