Whoever is going through all my quotes and giving ALL 203 a thumbs down? FUCK YOU. — Alla Fuck off Copy Share Image
You thought this was going to be all sweet and philosophical, didn't you? — Alla Philosophy Copy Share Image
Warning. I'm just a bitter Christian clinging to my gun. My poor grandfather...... — Alla Awesome christian Copy Share Image
My trust is shot and nothing lasts and I'm thinking it was all my fault. — Alla Broken love Copy Share Image
I'm only nice if people let me. Don't push me bitch button and we'll be all good. — Alla Bitch Copy Share Image
If you type coughing into google images, it looks like a bunch of people giving blow jobs to an invisible man. — Alla Blow job Copy Share Image
In my head: YOU! It's all you! Marry me! Kiss me! Hold me! Be the father of my children!!! On the outside:… — Alla Children Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you run up to your best friend as fast as you can and at the same time you… — Alla Awkward moment Copy Share Image
