“Here lies Kate Kane, killed in a foreplay accident. Beloved daughter. Sorely missed.” — Alexis Hall Alexis-hall Copy Share Image
“Why, in all the vastness of the world, did a sparkly idiot from Essex make me feel alive?” — Alexis Hall Idiot Copy Share Image
“At first, gratitude felt like love. Now it felt like swallowing razor blades” — Alexis Hall Gratitude Copy Share Image
“...I would have told a thousand lies to have him, and a thousand more to keep him.” — Alexis Hall Ash Copy Share Image
“He did his thing, and I did mine. Mine involved standing there with a sword in a bin liner waiting for something… — Alexis Hall Kate Copy Share Image
“As ever, it was fifty percent fashion show, forty percent club, ten percent sex party, and one hundred percent annoying.” — Alexis Hall Fashion Copy Share Image
“I half imagined I could taste the silver on his nails, as sharp as glitter in my mouth. Maybe when he touched… — Alexis Hall Glitter Copy Share Image
“Behind my eyelids, I saw him dancing in spirals of coloured light, emerald, blue, and brilliant purple, enfolding him like the wings… — Alexis Hall Angel Copy Share Image
“All sense, all judgement, overthrown by a h-dropping, glottal-stopping glitter pirate, and I didn't have to care.” — Alexis Hall Didn Care Copy Share Image
“I fended them off as best I could while trying to shield my eyes but, tragically, I'd left my flamethrower in my… — Alexis Hall Humour Copy Share Image
“This is a thing he can do. He can make himself into a gift. And what it makes me feel is humble.… — Alexis Hall Gift Copy Share Image
“I have to rescue my girlfriend from a killer shit faery, and I’ve got no way to carry my magic sword.” — Alexis Hall Sword Copy Share Image
“The cottage pie was about as wholesome and straightforward as you could get. It was food for winter evenings and happy days.… — Alexis Hall Cottage Copy Share Image
“I was playing games with myself, putting up a show of resistance, as if I could take it or leave it. But… — Alexis Hall Feel Copy Share Image
“There’s just all this feeling pouring out of me, but it’s wild and fierce and rapturous, like I’ve been waiting for it… — Alexis Hall Feeling Copy Share Image
“But I would fight for Darian. Sacrifice be damned, selfish or not, hopeless or not, I would fight for Darian. I had… — Alexis Hall Success Copy Share Image
“He was wearing a gleaming cream-coloured linen suit, and a Panama hat. The weirdest thing about this was that he was not… — Alexis Hall Bogart Copy Share Image
“I knew how to be a friend, a lover, a partner. I knew how to make someone feel cherished and seen and… — Alexis Hall Cherished Copy Share Image
“Is this just a polite way of saying you need time to recover from my flat? I won't lie. It was fairly… — Alexis Hall Boyfriend-material Copy Share Image
“It’s up to you, Toby, always. But I suppose it comes down to whether you think dominance and submission are about acts… — Alexis Hall Dominance Copy Share Image
“He crashed over me like a wave and I was drowning. He shone so brightly and I was burning. Touched, by his… — Alexis Hall Lost dreams Copy Share Image
“I'd been about to say something...something...about human naivety...and the fact we had no fundamental right to happiness...or something...but his hand moved over… — Alexis Hall Happiness Copy Share Image
“Whatever the internal mechanism that moderated the human capacity for joy, mine had long been broken beyond repair. And I knew this… — Alexis Hall Alexis-hall Copy Share Image
“This was another fossil of a joke. I couldn't remember where it'd come from, I had a horrible feeling it might have… — Alexis Hall Joke Copy Share Image
“The sight of him stirred a wanting that was starting to feel familiar, though it was less frantic tonight. It was a… — Alexis Hall Like Heartbeat Copy Share Image
“So, lemme get this right. We're gonna make a go of it. You and me? Togevver? Even though I'm orange and you're… — Alexis Hall Gonna Make Copy Share Image
“In daylight and up close, he was merciless, all smiles and freckles, the brightest, boldest flame a moth could wish for.” — Alexis Hall Daylight Copy Share Image
“Will you stop comparing me to your grandparents? Or I'm going to think there's something peculiar in your continued interest in sleeping… — Alexis Hall Grandparents Copy Share Image
“I closed my eyes, trying to pretend I lived in a universe that contained only my cock and his hand. And lazy… — Alexis Hall Closed eyes Copy Share Image
“The smart thing to do was quit while I was ahead, but I wasn't really ahead and I've never been a quitter” — Alexis Hall Quit Copy Share Image
“I gotta say, babes," he said in a nasal Essex whine, "you're giving me sutcha bedroom look." I stared down into his… — Alexis Hall Babes Copy Share Image
“Was it wrong that I kind of wanted to do her right there? Okay, Kate. Be professional about this. Also you have… — Alexis Hall Girlfriend Copy Share Image
“Are we going to kick arse and take names, Miss Kane?" "I was thinking we'd maybe just ask them some questions. Politely.” — Alexis Hall Ask questions Copy Share Image
“So what else you into, then? I mean except reading and writing, talking like the Queen, and dressing like my granddad?” — Alexis Hall Reading and writing Copy Share Image
“I felt him move and turned my head to deflect his kiss so that it landed on the side of my jaw… — Alexis Hall Butterfly Copy Share Image
“He was silent for a very long moment. And then, very solemnly, “I trust in your trust,” leaving me naked and breathless,… — Alexis Hall Breathless Copy Share Image
“Did happiness always used to be this complicated?" Amy asked after a bit. I shrugged, " I have no idea. Happiness and… — Alexis Hall Asked Copy Share Image
“Around us the city glittered in shades of orange and silver, like a paste jewel in a tinfoil crown.” — Alexis Hall Glittered Copy Share Image
