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“Well, what the fuck makes you think Grandpa wants to sleep in the same room as you?”

— Justin Halpern

“There was no doubt about it. I was falling for my stepbrother. Long term this would likely result in my ending up on a…

— Eileen Cook

“You can call me Grandpa, if that does it for you.”

— R.K. Lilley

“I've asked myself many times whether this was better than watching you grow old and indifferent beside me.”

— Christina Garcia

“ posterity , n . I try not to think about us growing old together, mostly because I try not to think about growing…

— David Levithan

“And I can't believe you didn't tell me you were all goo-goo eyed over my dad. Oh, and that you failed to mention you…

— Kade Boehme

“Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He'd say, "I'm goin' upstairs to fuck your grandmother." He was an honest man, and he…

— George Carlin

“Seeing Grandma this way, it makes me know for certain that everything about a person will show up in another person in the family.”

— Heidi W. Durrow

“I’d actually rather go off with my family. This is another thing you don’t advertise about yourself,”

— Gayle Forman

“Damn,” I hiss. “I’m sorry to hear about your grandpa.” There’s so much more I want to say. But there’s some invisible barrier there…

— Julie Murphy

“I was asleep.” “You’re not asleep now.” “You wouldn’t be either if you woke up to hear a woman outside of your house claiming…

— Maria Luis

“Please don’t tell me you’re in love with my granny.”

— Derek Landy