All Aisha Tyler Quotes
- You can only really learn from failure ... To win, you need to fail, and fail hard. Fail
- I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry. I do not actually… Brain
- Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough. Into
- I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass. Ass
- If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of… All
- Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work. Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the… Ability
- I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse. Dehydrated
- When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of… Across
- I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander. Inspirational
- After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I… Based
- Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter. Battle
- I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic. Batman
- A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom - the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a… Able
- Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw. Comedy
- Marriage isn't a carnival ride. Carnival
- You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I'm… All
- Karaoke is the great equalizer. Equalizer
- My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery… Black
- When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left… All
- Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail. Culture
- But I love stand-up, and it's where I came from creatively, so it's something I never want to walk away from. Came
- I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time. Absolutely
- I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous. Funny
- I like grown up comedy. Comedy
- I really do know football. Football