Drug Quote by Artie Lange Download Open image “It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.” — Artie Lange ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drug Inspirational Money Problem Running
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The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy.… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
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By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
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