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“As my good friend Al Capp told me a few years ago, the best thing to do with a confirmed [hotel] reservation slip when you have no room is to spread it out on the sidewalk in front of the hotel and go to sleep on it. You'll either embarrass the hotel into giving you a room or you'll be hauled off…” quote by Art Buchwald
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“As my good friend Al Capp told me a few years ago, the best thing to do with a confirmed [hotel] reservation slip when you have no room is to spread it out on the sidewalk in front of the hotel and go to sleep on it. You'll either embarrass the hotel into giving you a room or you'll be hauled off to the local jug, where at least you'll have a roof over your head.”

Art Buchwald

About This Quote

Source Essay: The New Yorker, 1970s (humorous column)

When faced with a lack of accommodation, use humor and boldness to force a solution or find an alternative shelter.

In simple terms: Turn a reservation into a bargaining chip.

Key Takeaway

Leverage absurdity to secure a place to stay.

Themes

resourcefulness humor survival tactics

Mood

playful cautious

Type

humorous practical

When to use this quote

  • travel mishaps
  • lost luggage
  • unexpected cancellations
  • homelessness

Key Concepts

social negotiation creative problem solving

Questions to Reflect On

  • Would you try a similar stunt in a different culture?
  • How can you prepare backup plans without resorting to public embarrassment?
A Different Perspective

Such tactics may be illegal or unsafe in some jurisdictions.

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