Marriage Quote by Ariel Levy

“John Updike wrote that marriage is like two people locked up with one lesson to read, over and over, until the words become madness.”

— Ariel Levy

Culture is perishing in overproduction, in an avalanche of words, in the madness of quantity.

— Milan Kundera

There can be no disparity in marriage like unsuitability of mind and purpose.

— Charles Dickens

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

— Homer Simpson

A bad marriage is like an electrical thrilling machine: it makes you dance, but you can't let go.

— Ambrose Bierce

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

— Anonymous

Marriage is like a series of opposing reflections, inverse images getting ever smaller like nesting dolls, each one of your trying to squeeze yourself…

— Jacob M. Appel

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever. -Pete

— Anonymous

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

— Evelyn Hendrickson

Marriage is like a casino...you go in all excited and optimistic, you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself.

— Nishan Panwar

Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is in eternity

— Anonymous

And, there are negatives and positives to it. Like, you know, just like a marriage, where you're like, "Well, this... you know, is the…

— Mark Duplass