Detail Quote by Apollo Robbins

I went to a Pussycat Dolls gig recently and thought Id sneak behind the paparazzi to avoid getting spotted. But in my rush I…

— Eva Longoria

I was on the school bus telling Richard Pryor jokes. I was sneaking, listening to Richard Pryor albums and would go to school the…

— Tony Rock

I was held hostage and almost executed by a man who was robbing us in the middle of the night.

— William Hurt

I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school…

— Luke Perry

I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two…

— Woody Allen

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.

— George Burns

I was in handcuffs. I was under arrest. I remember there was this old lady looking at me, and I could tell she felt…

— Mike Tyson

I remember right after Carter got elected, I was sitting in my apartment in Albany, CA, on a Saturday listening to people call Carter…

— Bill Joy

I got invited to the White House, and I tried to sleep there overnight without permission. The Secret Service came to my house, and…

— Jake Paul

My arrest was on every bloody TV set. The other prisoners all knew who I was and asked me to sing.

— Paul McCartney

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My father being a Caribbean minister, one day I stole the radio. The radio that I stole, I took it to school, showing off…

— Wyclef Jean