Quote by Antonio Garcia Martinez

“Sexual intercourse is a poor substitute for masturbation.”

— Quentin Crisp

“Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.”

— Woody Allen

“You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.”

— Ron Jeremy

“My advice is to never masturbate in Cockburn Town.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who, before anything has reared its ugly…

— Quentin Crisp

“Celebrations, for me, have always been where celibacy meets masturbation.”

— Gordon Highland

“most of us can only deny short-term pleasures because we see a realistic path between self-denial now and something better down the road.”

— David Brooks

“But this inglorious revolution wasn't for me. I didn't want a sex shop in every town.”

— Ian McEwan

“At seventeen years old, masturbation was unfamiliar to me, but I knew the fell of a wedding ring against my cock. I couldn't count…

— Nicole Castle

“Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So, go fuck yourself and check the bitch at the door next time you visit.”

— Lani Lynn Vale

We have pathological romances with technological advances, infatuated with infatuation and intellectual masturbation.

— Talib Kweli

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.

— Thomas Szasz