Funny christmas card Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Let's give thanks our neighborhood is too dangerous for Christmas caroling.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas Caroling Funny christmas card Gratitude Hilarious christmas Humorous christmas
A Christmas Carol is such a fool-proof story you can't louse it up. — Leonard Maltin Copy Share Image
Christmas is not only getting too commercial, its getting too dangerous. -Linus — Charlie Brown Christmas Copy Share Image
“Light the Christmas candles for your children! Let them sing carols! But don't delude yourselves, don't content yourselves year after year with the shabby,… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
“In my country childhood, we had many Christmas traditions: the fun and adventure of cutting down a tree from our ranch, hilarious Christmas programs… — Larada Horner-Miller Copy Share Image
A word to the wise to all the children of the twentieth century, whether their concern be pediatrics or geriatrics, whether they crawl on hands and knees and wear diapers or walk with a cane and comb their beards. There's a wondrous magic to Christmas, and there's a special power reserved for little people. In short, there's nothing mightier than… — Rod Serling Copy Share
I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become... but there are always a few saving graces and finally they make… — May Sarton Copy Share Image
Dear God, please bless this Christmas season with peace, joy, non-violence and love. May the happiness of Baby Jesus' coming be felt in every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My family has a Christmas tradition: Every year, they kill my mom.” — James Aquilone Copy Share Image
I've always been the one who is more enthusiastic about Christmas than my family. I regress to a child state, chanting carols. — Christine and the Queens Copy Share Image
“Shooting people and celebrating Christmas: Everything in LA could be done from the comfort of one’s vehicle.” — Chiara Barzini Copy Share Image
Only with great care. For thousands, carols will be their only link with a church. At the same time, sentimentality is perhaps the single most dangerous feature of our Church and culture-and the sentimental air is never thicker than at Christmas. The Incarnation is messy, dirty, and resonates with the crucifixion. We need a new wave of carol writing that… — Jeremy Begbie Copy Share
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in… — William Thomas Ellis Copy Share Image
I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present — Publilius Syrus Copy Share Image
There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
