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“I resolve to stop having meaningless sex in 2014, so I suggest you pay me a compliment or get me liquored up ASAP.” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“I resolve to stop having meaningless sex in 2014, so I suggest you pay me a compliment or get me liquored up ASAP.”

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