Funny marriage Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny marriage Getting married Humor Life is too short
You do not want to get married at 22! Especially if you're famous, because girls are going to be throwing themselves at you. — Usain Bolt Copy Share Image
I never thought I would be married at 23, but that's the fun thing about life - you don't know what is waiting for… — Ayesha Takia Copy Share Image
Speaking from experience, being engaged at 22 is not advisable. What on earth do you know of the world? What experiences do you have… — Ulrika Jonsson Copy Share Image
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. — Freddie Mercury Copy Share Image
I got married young, far too young, but it is fine. We are still married 48 years later. I got married at 19. — Michael Morpurgo Copy Share Image
I can't get married for the heck of it only because 'I'm not getting any younger.' — Akshaye Khanna Copy Share Image
I'm definitely not getting married. In this business, you're either getting married or they want you to be pregnant. I'm not getting married until… — Zac Efron Copy Share Image
I don't judge anyone who marries young. But I feel you should really put in the time before you make that jump. — Rachel Bilson Copy Share Image
When you're younger, you have a perfect plan for your life: I thought I would be engaged at 24, married at 26, have my… — Lucy Boynton Copy Share Image
I will definitely get married, but it is not that it has to happen at a certain age. — Sushmita Sen Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button. — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. Our times are… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing… — Bruce C. Hafen Copy Share Image
My wife is 6 ft tall, I'm 5'5. We don't always see things eye to eye. — Obsidian Panther Copy Share Image
It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. Its titled, Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image