Baby Quote by Anonymous

Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning…

— Anonymous

“For although Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire were about to experience events that would be both exciting and memorable, they would not be exciting…

— Lemony Snicket

I think the doctor was the First one, who noticed that you are a real Vampire. Because when you were born,the doctor said where…

— Stella

And, behold, thy cousin Elisabeth, she hath also conceived a son in her old age: and this is the sixth month with her, who…

— Bible

So, you know, Nathaniel was my first child, born when I was 40, so, uh... And then in due course, he wanted a brother,…

— Geraldine Brooks

Birth was something that came quite unexpectedly, and afterwards there was one child more in the house.

— Georg Brandes

Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and…

— Steven Wright

I was born,but I wasn't born yesterday!

— Terri Amshey

“Altogether out of control. This can't be the work of just one newborn vampire. What's going on? It's as if they've never heard of…

— Stephenie Meyer

My mother was born in 1953, my brother was born in 1983, and I was born in 1993. Then, my Mum passed away on…

— Amber Mark

“Klaus had not told his siblings about the book, because he didn't want to give them false hope.”

— Lemony Snicket

“O!" Sunny shrieked. "O!" Klaus agreed. "O!" Sunny insisted. "Oh!" Klaus cried. "I see what you mean!...”

— Lemony Snicket