Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “A Hanukkah miracle would be feeling confident that you spelled Hanukkah correctly.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hanukkah Miracles
I love Hanukkah because it's so weird. You just sit there and light candles and say spells. — King Tuff Copy Share Image
We have focused on the miracle-thing and I think we often overlook the message of Hanukkah. To me, the core of the holiday is… — Ralph Levy Copy Share Image
Happy Hanukkah! May the festival of lights illuminate every part of your life! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd gladly take your eight days of Hanukkah over our six weeks of Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Hanukkah to someone spending eight days subtly trying to conceal their Judaism. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you and those you love a joyous and peaceful Hanukkah! May your celebration be bright and filled with cheer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May every candle you light be a blessing for a prosperous year ahead. Happy Hanukkah. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the glimmer and glow of each candle you light, bring blessings, warmth, and make your day bright! Happy Hanukkah. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The true meaning of Hanukkah is that of courage, peace and everlasting freedom. I pray that this season is rich in traditions and renewed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
