Apples Quote by Ann Landers

A new study shows that kids who eat a lot of candy are more likely to be arrested for violent behavior as adults, said…

— Seth Meyers

“In 1985, an ABC News poll showed that 60 percent of parents worried that their children might be victimized. To this day, many parents…

— Chip Heath

Remember when we used to worry about some weirdo having a razor blade inside an apple on Halloween? Not anymore. Like a kid today…

— Jay Leno

“So, when I read of a recent study that found that children are significantly more inclined to eat “difficult” foods like liver, spinach, broccoli—and…

— Anthony Bourdain

It's not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull and crossbones on it, because there might be a skeleton…

— Jack Handey

“There will be a cauldron of spiced hot cider, and pumpkin shortbread fingers with caramel and fudge dipping sauces as our freebies, and I've…

— Stacey Ballis

You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children.…

— Pseudonymous Bosch

It's time to cancel Halloween candy and improve the health of our children.

— Richard Bacon

According to my mother, there pretty much wasn't anything I wouldn't eat as a child. Not just try, but eat. I was even inclined…

— Alice Dreger

“Another strategy was to target kids. “The human infant enters the world without information about what is edible and what is not,” wrote psychologist…

— Mary Roach

I am not asking anyone to take the fun out of childhood. As we all know, treats are one of the best parts of…

— Michelle Obama

According to my mother, there pretty much wasn't anything I wouldn't eat as a child.... I was even inclined to dig into stuff about…

— Anonymous