You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's strange how memory gets twisted and pulled like taffy in its retelling, how a single event can mean something different to… — Lisa Unger Copy Share Image
It's pleasant to hear these nice words while I'm still alive. I'd rather have the taffy than the epitaphy. — Chauncey Depew Copy Share Image
I used to think of two people in love like that. Like puzzle pieces, fitting together. But it's not like that at… — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
According to one account of the New York City schools during the 1950s: The teacher could not technically hit the child, but… — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
Taffy. He thinks about taffy. He thinks it would take his teeth out now, but he would eat it anyhow, if it… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
Every time I told my cocker spaniel, Taffy, my very first dog, that we were going for a walk, she would launch… — Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson Copy Share Image
We walked on the beach, fed blue corn ships to the seagulls, and munched on blue jelly beans, blue saltwater taffy and… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
In recent years, there have been reports of people with twisted minds putting razor blades and poison in taffy apples and Halloween… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
I don't like speed. I would have made a terrible Futurist. Even when I did take drugs, I never liked amphetamines and… — Elaine Equi Copy Share Image
Your playing is like salt water taffy. You see all the beautiful colors, red, yellow, blue, but they all taste the same. — Marcel Tabuteau Copy Share Image
Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junkmail. You can't be ready for such a… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
