Capable Quote by Andy Kindler

I watched Anderson Cooper 360 for a year before I realized that the second hour was a repeat of the first. I just thought…

— Andy Kindler

Kevin James is going to do a couple of specials. One's called It's Getting Muggy In Here.

— Andy Kindler

There's a lot of controversy online, some people say i'm a genius and other say i'm hugely talented.

— Andy Kindler

Republicans are just rich, old, white people - that's all they are. You ever see the Republican National Convention? All white people - six…

— Andy Kindler

I don't think there's anything Craig Ferguson could say that would make me laugh. Ad-libbing is not the same as entertainment.

— Andy Kindler

Eddie Izzard is doing his show in French... Will he be able to fake ad-lib as well in other languages? He's been speaking French…

— Andy Kindler

If I don't believe in Jesus, maybe I don't believe in Hell. Did you ever think of that? You're so excited about it, why…

— Andy Kindler

The saddest day in Pixar history was when some guy said 'get Larry the Cable Guy on the phone.

— Andy Kindler

I don't know if it's the weather or what's going on - the summer or something like that - but recently I've been feeling…

— Andy Kindler

I don't like any nastiness on tv unless it's coming from me.

— Andy Kindler

Once when Larry the Cable Guy was on Conan's show, Conan O'Brien was so offended by Larry's material, he had to walk away from…

— Andy Kindler

Some of my inventions didn't take off. I invented a url lengthener.

— Andy Kindler