Quote by Andrew Shaffer

“Life is funny like that; just about the time you’re able to fully appreciate the accommodations, you’re checking out of the hotel.”

— Nate Kenyon

“So I just got a call from the hotel, and they want me to start work tomorrow. I’m excited to have a job, but…

— Jarod Kintz

“ he asks. I sit down and think about it. I could list a million reasons. Gray sits next to me. I say. <…

— Katie Kacvinsky

“Nice place," I said while prudently hovering near the only exit.”

— S.L. Viehl

“Miss Strange?” said the receptionist. “The King’s Useless Brother has become bored and will see you early.”

— Jasper Fforde

“Oh, look at you lot. You're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing.”

— Anonymous

“I laugh as an unfamiliar feeling envelops me. I think it might be happiness.”

— Paula Stokes

“It's relaxing sometimes, just being human.”

— Amy Schumer

“Calm down. Deep breaths. Go to your happy place. Oh, wait. I don’t have one.”

— Richard Kadrey

“There are customers in the chairs in the lobby. They must be waiting. ”

— M. Leighton

“Are you smirking at me, Mr. Grey?” I ask sweetly. Pompous ass.”

— E.L. James

“Christ, he had GI Jane as his receptionist.”

— Kristen Ashley